To the Jewish man whose jacket I stole

I didn't feel any guilt until just the other night
While digging for my gum (or was it my phone?)
In the lapel pocket of your comfortable GAP jacket,
left in the lost and found 9 months ago,
I found your yarmulke, and felt a little guilty.
I still have it if you'd like to claim it.
The yarmulke I mean, the jacket I'm keeping,
it looks very good on me.